Ah, the trials and tribulations of being beautiful...

Poor Jessica Alba and Paul Walker, always being pre-judged about their looks.

In the msn articles (linked to their names) you can read about how their incredible beauty has made it really, really hard for them to be taken seriously. And usually, I would make a sarcastic comment about the preceding statement, except that it hits a little too close to home.

As you may or may not know, I also suffer from the affliction of being too fucking pretty for my own good. I can't tell you how many times I've been in a so-called "beauty salon" only to find that I'm not given the same amount of attention as the other clients, receiving as an explanation that, I "barely need any help at all," which I find completely unfair, since I am paying the same amount as the uglies.

I shall leave you to ponder the following:

Maybe she's born with it.

Maybe it's Maybelline.